Microchips in your brain

August 24, 2022

Imagine you take a new job with a great title, a complex role profile and a generous salary.

But when you receive your first month’s pay, it’s lower that you were expecting.

That’s because your new employer is using extensive monitoring software on its remote workers, and only paying you for the time the system detects active work. 

Thinking, problem solving and reading don’t register and therefore don’t count. This requires approval as ‘manual time’.

Welcome to a dystopian view of the future of work, where invisible toil – mentoring, helping colleagues, team playing – all those things you say you’re good at in interviews to show you’re a rounded human being – don’t get a look in.

No one wants human it seems. They want machines.

The Law Society may have the solution

In a new report it says that in the future, lawyers may have microchips implanted in their brains. Such chips could allow them to prove they’re working even when they’re not moving a mouse by allowing them to charge ‘billable units of attention’ rather than billable hours.

This is all thanks to neurotechnology - an electronic device which interacts with the nervous system. 

Amazing: all those great ideas and genius breakthroughs will get their due, even if they happen while you’re at the gym or in the shower.

But what happens if they don’t? When your mind wanders in a client meeting? Will your brain reduce your fee?

Silliness aside, this does highlight the complexity of charging for professional services because with or without a microchip so much of the value is invisible.

It’s hard for clients to appreciate this, especially when it comes to ongoing advice – that their needs will change, that market conditions alter, that the economy and the tax system are moving feasts that you’re on top of on their behalf. 

Not necessarily while they’re in front of you for that once or twice a year review, but at other times too.

So until that microchip comes along and they can burrow into your brain and see everything you’re doing for them, the best you can do is ensure that you’re communicating regularly, reminding them of how you’re having an impact on their and others’ lives and what else you’re doing in the background, even when you’re washing the car.

Simple hack

Need to get the text out of a page and don't want to type it up? Simply take a photo and upload it to this app to extract the text for free.

Article of the week

Are you feeling the burden of the WhatsApp group chat? With 2 billion users, WhatsApp is the most popular messaging platform in the world, but the Guardian asks whether it’s reached its peak.

Stat of the week

54% of British adults believe straws have one hole. 42% think they have two.

Perfect pitch

This advanced tent from 66.north.com takes less than a minute to pitch and is robust enough to withstand extreme weather. It sleeps three people plus equipment.

Sign up to my newsletter.

Thanks for signing up!

Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Faith Liversedge writing on her laptop

Heading

This is some text inside of a div block.
Faith LiversedgeFaith Liversedge

Heading 1

Heading 2

Heading 3

Heading 4

Heading 5
Heading 6

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Block quote

Ordered list

  1. Item 1
  2. Item 2
  3. Item 3

Unordered list

  • Item A
  • Item B
  • Item C

Text link

Bold text

Emphasis

Superscript

Subscript

Heading 1

Heading 2

Heading 3

Heading 4

Heading 5
Heading 6

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Block quote

Ordered list

  1. Item 1
  2. Item 2
  3. Item 3

Unordered list

  • Item A
  • Item B
  • Item C

Text link

Bold text

Emphasis

Superscript

Subscript

Heading 1

Heading 2

Heading 3

Heading 4

Heading 5
Heading 6

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Block quote

Ordered list

  1. Item 1
  2. Item 2
  3. Item 3

Unordered list

  • Item A
  • Item B
  • Item C

Text link

Bold text

Emphasis

Superscript

Subscript

Heading 1

Heading 2

Heading 3

Heading 4

Heading 5
Heading 6

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Block quote

Ordered list

  1. Item 1
  2. Item 2
  3. Item 3

Unordered list

  • Item A
  • Item B
  • Item C

Text link

Bold text

Emphasis

Superscript

Subscript

Heading 1

Heading 2

Heading 3

Heading 4

Heading 5
Heading 6

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

Block quote

Ordered list

  1. Item 1
  2. Item 2
  3. Item 3

Unordered list

  • Item A
  • Item B
  • Item C

Text link

Bold text

Emphasis

Superscript

Subscript

Sign up to my newsletter.

Thanks for signing up!

Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Faith Liversedge writing on her laptop